Drink Recipes

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1/2 ounce green creme de menthe

Combine over ice in rocks glass and strain into shot glass.

Between the Sheets

2 ounces lemon juice

Mix with ice and strain into cocktail glass

1 ounce Southern Comfort

Cranberry juice to fill

Combine everything over ice and enjoy!!

3 ounces tomato juice

3 drops of Tabasco Sauce

pinch of salt and pepper

Shake with ice and strain into glass, over ice cubes.

5 ounces orange juice

fill mixing glass with ice, pour in gin and orange juice; shake, pour into rocks glass, top off with ginger ale.

3 oz. Cranberry juice

Stir all ingredients together with ice in a rocks glass.

Chocolate Martini

1/2 oz Creme de cacao

Combine with ice in shaker (not stirred), shake, and pour into martini glasses.

Colorado Bulldog

2 oz. cream (Table cream works best)

Mix Kahlua, vodka, and cream together. Pour over ice in tall glass, top with cola, stir and enjoy.

Pour Kahlua and Vodka into a shot glass and top with whipped cream.

1 tsp Pineapple juice

Combine all ingredients in shaker, shake with ice and strain into cocktail glass.

2 oz Pineapple juice

1 tablespoon Lime juice

Combine all ingredients in blender with ice. Blend at low speed.

1 oz Irish Creme Liqueur

Combine all ingredients in a shaker, shake with ice, strain into cocktail glass

1 oz Green Creme de Menthe

1 oz White Creme de Cacao

Combine Green Creme de Menthe and White Creme de Cacao together in rocks glass, spoon in light creme to top.

1/2 oz peppermint schnapps

1-3 (take three pansy) drop(s) of Tabasco sauce

Combine liquor in shot glass, top with Tabasco sauce

1/2 tablespoon sugar

6 ounces of boiling water

1 tablespoon of lemon juice

1 tablespoon of honey

Combine all ingredients in a mug, stir and enjoy

Combine all ingredients in a tall glass, shake or mix to taste, and enjoy.

12 plastic shot glasses or dixie cups

1 box of jello -you choose your favorite flavor

Combine all ingredients in a large mixing bowl, pour into individual shot glasses or cups, chill till they set, and serve.

Note: Follow the directions on the box the only difference is the cup of vodka that you add. Be careful when consuming, because the alcohol is not completely liquid it takes longer to absorb into the blood stream.

Combine all ingredients into a rocks glass.

Long Island Ice Tea

Sweet and Sour to taste

Stir all ingredients together in a large glass, top off with Sweet and Sour to taste.

1/2 ounce triple sec

1 ounce lemon or lime juice

Rub rim of cocktail glass with lemon or lime juice, and dip in salt. Put all ingredients into blender with ice, blend until slushy, and pour into salt rimed glass.

Nuts and Berries

1 Cup Milk-(Got Milk?)

In a large rocks glass with ice mix Razzmatazz and Amaretto together, slowly add milk, stirring after each addition.

1/2 oz White Creme de Cacao

Combine all ingredients with ice, shake and strain into glass

1/2 oz Tabasco Sauce

Pour Tequila into a double shot glass, top with Tabasco sauce.

1/2 oz Baileys Irish Cream

Shake with ice and strain over ice.

1 tablespoon Lemon Juice

1 teaspoon Grenadine

Shake with ice and strain over ice cubes.

Sex On The Beach

1/3 oz Pineapple Juice

1/3 oz Cranberry Juice

1/6 oz Peach Schnapps

Combine all ingredients in a shot glass.

Stir tequila and juice with ice. Pour in grenadine slowly and allow to settle. Stir just before drinking.

Stir all ingredients together in large glass.

Mix it all together... oh yeah, don't forget to serve it warm!!

1 oz Vanilla Schnapps

Stir ingredients together over ice in rocks glass.

1/2 ounce cream or half and half

Combine first two ingredients over ice in a rocks glass, float cream on top.

1 oz Yellow Chartreuse

Stir all ingredients together in large glass over ice.

1/2 oz Banana Liqueur

2 oz Grapefruit Juice

Combine banana liqueur and galiano, stir in grapefruit juice over ice in rocks glass.

Pour ingredients into a rocks glass, stir, find a friend, and suck shot through 2 large drinking straws.