Damn, I hate getting caught with a blank stare, cause someone's always there to ask "what's on your mind?"... Well straight from the minds of your lovable authors, here it is:
I guess if you believe in fate it doesn't really matter if you have a positive outlook or not. With fate, whatever happens is going to happen whether you want it to or not. -Pooper
Why doesn't Bloodhound ever post anything these days? -Pooper
What does quiet sound like? -Pooper
Why is it that every flavor of bubble gum is some kind of fruit? If it took after vegetables would vegetables taste better? Me, I'm holding out for the pea flavor. -Pooper
If everything is made of atoms, and atoms can be broken down into empty space, does that mean that nothing really exists? -Bloodhound
Why is it they call it taking a dump when you're not actually taking it anywhere, you're leaving it. Funk dat. (Gotta give credit to Beavis on that one!!!) -Bloodhound
Why do people go to fancy coffee shops and order iced coffee, isn't the whole point of coffee is that it is supposed to be hot, so you can spill it on you nuts when you are driving to work? -Bloodhound
If dogs are color blind, how do seeing eye dogs know when it is safe to cross the street? -Bloodhound
I've never met anybody who has enjoyed a swift kick in the ass. -Pooper
Speaking of dogs, who figured out that 1 human year is equal to 7 dog years? And how did they come to that determination? And why would someone ever care to try? -Bloodhound
I hate those Anti-Tobacco commercials!! All they do is make me want to smoke more. I think they are just giving free advertisements to the tobacco companies. Dealing with teenagers has to be done with reverse psychology. Whatever you tell them not to do, they are gonna do it twice. I know I did anyway. -Bloodhound
Not to say anything bad about religion, but when people say that if you don't believe in God you are going to go to hell. Well, if someone doesn't believe in God or Heaven, what makes them think that they believe in the devil or hell? -Bloodhound
Where the hell did we come up with these stupid nicknames? -Pooper
Here's a random thought for ya. It's the middle of summer, and I have a cold. Nose is running like a snot factory. What's up with that? -Bloodhound